A man went up to a hooker and asked her how much for him to eat her out she said with a smile on her face 50$ the man asaid ok and starts to eat her out and he gets a pea in his mouth so he spits it out and keeps on eating the hooker and gets a carrot in his mouth his is like what the fuck u sick or somthing the hooker said no the last man that ate me out was !!

What’s the definition of Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you’re fuckin’ your sister!!

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi decide to go golfing one

morning. They get on the golf course a little later than they

wanted too, and had to wait behind another group before they

could progress onto different parts of the course. The group

in front of them was so unbelievably slow that they went to

complain to the manager, who said, “Oh my! I should have

told you before, but that is a group of blind golfers who come

here every week to play golf, and they take a long time. I

apologize.” The minister replies, “Oh, I feel so bad

complaining to you. I’m going to pray for forgiveness and

meditate on this, and read some scripture passages about the

blind.” The priest sais, “Wow, that is such an inspiring story! I

am going to write a sermon about these blind golfers, and I

will reach the hearts of lots of people, and make them

grateful for their blessings!” The rabbi says, “What the hell?

can’t they play at night?”