This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks “Granny, can you show me a magic trick?” “No dear, but I think your grand father,(Bill Cosby) knows one.” So the little girl walks over to Bill and asks “Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?” Cosby looks at her, “Sure, just hop on my lap!” So the little girl jumps on his lap. “Nooow, can yooooooou feel a finger poking up yooooour ass?” asks Bill Cosby. “Yeah” replies the girl. Cosby shouts, “Well look, no hands!”

ur moms teeth r so yellow wen she opens her mouth cars start to slow down

whats the diffence between a cockney and a packet of smarties?????????? smarties dont melt in the tube

London transport have decided to put their fares up,they expect them to go through the roof.

Sadly one major effect of the recent terrorsim outbreaks in London has been the almost total downfall of beauty parlours - dozens are closing each day now that the Metropolitan Police are doing all the Brazilians in the capital.

Bloke goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll.

“Yes mate, male or female?”

“Eh - female please.”

“Black or white?”

“Hmm - black please”

“Christian or Muslim?”

“Eh - why?, what’s the difference?”

“Well they’re basically the same doll but the Muslin one blows itself up.”

Transport for london have increased their train and bus fares in the capital after the attacks on the 7th july. Many people now are complaining that the tube costs an arm and a leg and the buses have gone through the roof!

a girl walks into a toy shop and goes to the counter and says to the shp assistant “I want an inflatable doll”

The shop assistant says “i have two types :- Christian Dolls and Muslim Dolls

The girl asks “what is the difference”? and so the shop assistant replies

” Muslims Blow Them Self Up”

What did the Jewish
Peadophile say to the boy
when he got into his car?
Hey! Go easy on those
sweets

news just in !!! sadame husaine has gone crazy for chocolate and tubes of smarties !!!hes had 2 tubes and a double decker in an hour lol lol lol