All blokes fall for this.

Ask one of your mates ( be serious ) what he would do if he ever went camping with one of his male friends.

He woke up in the morning and found his underwear pulled round to his ankles and a used condom stuck up his arse.

He turns round and his friend has a big grin on his face.

Would he tell anyone?

A bloke will always answer no.

At this point you must ask, ” Fancy going camping? “

What part of a cabbage can’t you eat? The wheelchair!

I met a girl the other night. She asked me to give her 12 inches and make her scream.

So I fuc*ed her twice and punched her in the face

What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled cheque ( Czech! )

Daddy daddy, whats a pussy?

Come here son ( says the Dad ) takes his son upstairs and opens the bathroom door.

His grandma is naked in the shower.

See that son - thats a pussy says the Dad

Son - It must be dead then coz all it’s guts are hanging out!

Stop knocking older women. They having something younger women don’t.

Their bellybutton between their tits!

What have fannies and kebabs got in common? You only eat one when your pissed

Say to a friend you shagged a woman like this last night ( demonstate with your arms straight out - like you do - and hands cupped, to demonstrate a large chest )

Then say , ” Yeah, she had arthritis in both arms! “

did you hear that they are planning to build a McDonalds on Ground Zero?

its gonna have a “fly through”.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Superman after the fire!