what do you call a chiniese phedophile?

fuk em young.

What’s worse than letting Michael Jackson babysit your kids?

Letting Ian Huntley bathe them.

Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex??

A: A rape victim

Why couldn’t Superman save the World Trade Centers ?

You see, A few years ago, he had this sort of horse accidents……………….

y`all mite be a red neck if the site of bugs bunny in womans clothing makes u horny

Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can’t beat a wank