A 6 year old kid comes home from school and sits down on the couch next 2 his dad, the dad asks how his first day of school went. The kid replied, “good, but all the kids kept talking about a vagina, and I’m not sure what that is.” The dad told the kid “well son, the vagina is a beautiful thing, before sex it looks like a beautiful rose in bloom,” the kid asked “well what does it looks like after sex?” the dad proceeded to tell him, “well son, have ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?”

Q.What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg….?

A. A homesick abortion.

(I myself think this in quite poor taste, which you will all probably say…Did not know if had been included before.Sorry if it offends anyone).

What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl’s ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!