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		<title>Bank robber stealing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 09:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES TIMES, December 9: A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller 


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		<title>Fortune cookie mistake</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read: &#8220;You will gain admiration from your 


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		<title>Strange grants given</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14: According to a database maintained by Academic Guidance Services, there are 3,000 scholarships earmarked for 


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		<title>Shooting your computer</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Echoes-Sentines [?], Somerset County, NJ, Sept. 17, 1987: GILLETTE RESIDENT IS ARRESTED AFTER SHOOTING HIS COMPUTER PASSAIC TWP. 


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		<title>Newspaper typing error</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following appeared on the back page of one of Australia&#8217;s more outrageous computer publications, &#8220;Computing Australia&#8221;, 21st Sept 1987: 


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