There was this prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. A guy comes up
to her on the streets and says “wanna fuck for 50 bucks”.
She says sure. When they get to a back ally they both get naked
and he makes the first move stickING his dick in her cunt. He
says its kinda rough in here. She says ok wait a minuite and goes
behind cardboard boxes in the ally. She comes back in a minute.
He fucks her cunt and says this is much better wadyudo. She says
“Picked My Scabs” Ew!!!!!

One day while walking down the street a man found a lamp. As he
remember, if he rub the lamp and a genie comes out he’ll have 3
wisher. So that’s what he did, then comes out a genie. The genie
said I am your slave, master, and you have 3 wishes. The first
thing he wishes was to be a billionaire, POOH, he’S rich. The
next thing he wishes was a beautiful wife and POOF, a beautiful
lady standing next to him, and before he even said his 3rd wish,
he saw a horse standing in the corner w/ his dick almost touching
the ground. So he decided his 3rd wish would be exacly the same
as that horse, his dick almost touching the ground. The genie
said as you wish master and POOF, he cut off his legs.

Dracula was walking down the street one evening when out of the
sky fell
10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches,

5 tons of finger rolls,

1 ton of pitted olives,

3 tons of chicken wings,

2 tons of cheese & pineapple on little sticks,

6 tons of tomato salad,

4 tons of pizza slices,

and 12,000 packets of crisps,

which knocked him to the ground and crushed him.

“Oh no!” he gasped with his dying breath…

“It`s Buffet the Vampire Slayer!”