CATHOLIC COFFEE BREAK….
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman
tells her friends “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room,
everyone calls him ‘Father’.
The second Catholic woman chirps, “My son is a bishop. Whenever he
walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic crone says “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he
walks into a room, he’s called ‘Your Eminence’”.
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the
first three women give her this subtle “Well…?” So she replies,
“My son is 6’2″ … he has plenty of
money … broad square shoulders … terribly handsome … dresses
very well … tight muscular body … tight hard buns … and a very
nice bulge … and whenever he walks into a room … women gasp,
‘Oh,my God…’.”
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