CATHOLIC SCHOOL….
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short,
everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they
enrolled him in the local Catholic School. After the first day, little
Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn’t kiss
his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room and starts
studying. Books and papers are spread out all over the room and little
Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to
dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his
room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard
as before. This goes on for some time, day after day while the mother
tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy
brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes
up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks
at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no
longer hold her curiosity, she goes to his room and says: “Son, what was it?
Was it the nuns?”
Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. “Well, then,” she
replies, “was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms,
WHAT was it?” Little Tommy looks at her and says, “Well, on the first day of school, when I
saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling
around.”
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