CHAIN LETTERS are the bane of the ‘net. They promise everything from
$$$ from Disney as part of “market research” to bad things that will
happen to those who break them. However, once in a while a gem
crosses my “virtual desk.” This is it. Enjoy!

A CHAIN LETTER FOR THE DISCRIMINATING WOMAN… This chain letter
was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired and discouraged women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send
this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.
Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman
whose name appears on the top of the list, and add your name to the
bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is
bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of
this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, 4 of whom
were worth keeping. REMEMBER — this chain brings luck. One woman’s
pit bull died, and the next day she received an NFL offensive tackle.
An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose
between an orthodontist and a successful gynecologist. You can be
lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN.

One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back again.