CHANGES AT THE WHITE HOUSE….
Changes At The White House Since The Clinton’s Got A Puppy
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*Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no longer
automatically implicate the President.
*New “doggy door” makes it that much easier to sneak out for a
midnight run to McDonald’s.
*At long last, Bill won’t have to flinch *every* time he hears
“Bad boy.”
*President no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in
someone else’s yard.
*Even more silly photo opportunities for the President on the
White House lawn.
*New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree.
*Obviously miffed Socks slips Kenneth Starr a note reading “Bil
luvs Monika!”
*Shouts of “Come!” from Lincoln bedroom no longer make Hillary
suspicious.
*Chelsea now has to share her room with more popular sibling when
she comes home from school.
*Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore’s daily to-do list.
*Roger Clinton no longer is the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.
*Cries of “What a dog!” no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears
at State dinners.
*To the embarrassment of the trainers, dog still unable to tell Al
Gore from a tree.
*”Get that horny fur ball off my leg!” no longer refers exclusively
to the President.
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