CHANGING LIGHT BULBS….
How many men does it take to screw in one lightbulb?
- Three one to screw it in and the other two for encouragement.
How many DRUMMERS dose it take to screw in a light bulb?!?!
- 1001, 1 to hold the light bulb, 1000 to turn the house!?!?!
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
- They dont know yet, there still counting
How many vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
- You don’t know! because you weren’t there man!
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 2, getting them in is the hard part.
How many members of Pearl Jam does it take to change a light bulb?
- “Change?! Change? We’re not gonna change for anyone! Do you
hear me? Not for anyone.”
What is the difference between a pregnant women and a light bulb?
- You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many floridians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- I don’t know, they’re still counting!
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, but the light bulbs got to really want to change.
How many Directors does it take to change a light bulb?
- WE’RE NOT CHANGING THE LIGHT BULB!!!!
How many helpline operators does it take to change a light bulb?
- Have you tried turning the switch off and on? Exactly how dark
is it? We have an identical bulb here and it seems to be working
properly.
How many Microsoft Technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they just redefine darkness as standard.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
- A fish.
How many blondos does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
- 1000 1 to hold the light bulb and 999 to turn the house!!! 
How many californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Californians don’t screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
How many body builders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Three. One two screw it in, and two to yell, “you’re lookin huge
man!”
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