CHANGING LIGHT BULBS….
How many 60 year olds does it take to screw in a light blub???
- None they shouldn’t be screwing
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 2. But how do you get them in there?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Only one, men will screw ANYTHING!
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- 11, ten to form a support group and one to get her boyfriend
to do it.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
- 1001, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1000 to turn the house.
How many brunettes does it take to screw in a lightblub?
- None, they’re so ugly they can’t stand any light.
How many teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None, they’re not paied to do that!!
What’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb
- You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb?
- One to hold a can of pepsi and another to say DADDY!!!!
How many mice does it take to skrew in a light bulb?
- Two, but don’t ask me how they get in there!
How many women with PMS does it take to skrew in a light bulb?
- ONE! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!?!
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Fuck the bitch, she can work in the dark.
How many porn stars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Any number, but they all have to be very tiny people.
How many femine activits does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Two, one to screw it in and one to bitch about it.
How mant chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- one but it takes 5 visits
how many ARIES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- only one, but it takes alot of light bulbs.
how many TAURUSES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- what! them! get off the couch just to change a light bulb!
aint gonna happen any time soon.
how many GEMINI does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 2
how many CANCER does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- only one, but he has to take his mom along too.
how many LEO does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 12. one to instal, eleven to applaud.
how many VIRGOS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- one to clean the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install,
and two to check the work.
how many LIBRA does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- they can’t decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
how many SCORPIOS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- none. they like the dark.
how many SAGITTARIANS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- one to install the bulb, and a virgo to pick up the pieces.
how many CAPRICORNS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- the light’s fine as it is.
how many AQUARIANS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- have you asked the bulb if it needs to be changed.
how many PISCES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- what light bulb?
How many rouches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- I don’t know becaues when the light comes on they scatter
what’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb.
- you can un screw the lightbulb
How many militant feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Two, one to screw it in, and the other one to suck my cock.
this boy stuck a light bulb in his ass and then he went to the
hospital the nurses and doctures said well lets knock the daylight
out of him!!!!
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One. One screws it in and the world revolves around him.
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Just one, but it takes the whole emergancy room to get it out!
How many men doe it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One, men will screw anything
- One, men will screw up anything
- Five, one to actually do the screwing and four to hear him brag
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One, he holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revole
around him.
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