CHANGING LIGHT BULBS….

How many 60 year olds does it take to screw in a light blub???
- None they shouldn’t be screwing

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 2. But how do you get them in there?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Only one, men will screw ANYTHING!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- 11, ten to form a support group and one to get her boyfriend
to do it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
- 1001, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1000 to turn the house.

How many brunettes does it take to screw in a lightblub?
- None, they’re so ugly they can’t stand any light.

How many teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None, they’re not paied to do that!!

What’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb
- You can unscrew a light bulb.

How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb?
- One to hold a can of pepsi and another to say DADDY!!!!

How many mice does it take to skrew in a light bulb?
- Two, but don’t ask me how they get in there!

How many women with PMS does it take to skrew in a light bulb?
- ONE! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!?!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Fuck the bitch, she can work in the dark.

How many porn stars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Any number, but they all have to be very tiny people.

How many femine activits does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Two, one to screw it in and one to bitch about it.

How mant chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- one but it takes 5 visits

how many ARIES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- only one, but it takes alot of light bulbs.

how many TAURUSES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- what! them! get off the couch just to change a light bulb!
aint gonna happen any time soon.

how many GEMINI does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 2

how many CANCER does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- only one, but he has to take his mom along too.

how many LEO does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 12. one to instal, eleven to applaud.

how many VIRGOS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- one to clean the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install,
and two to check the work.

how many LIBRA does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- they can’t decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

how many SCORPIOS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- none. they like the dark.

how many SAGITTARIANS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- one to install the bulb, and a virgo to pick up the pieces.

how many CAPRICORNS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- the light’s fine as it is.

how many AQUARIANS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- have you asked the bulb if it needs to be changed.

how many PISCES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- what light bulb?

How many rouches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- I don’t know becaues when the light comes on they scatter

what’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb.
- you can un screw the lightbulb

How many militant feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Two, one to screw it in, and the other one to suck my cock.

this boy stuck a light bulb in his ass and then he went to the
hospital the nurses and doctures said well lets knock the daylight
out of him!!!!

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One. One screws it in and the world revolves around him.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Just one, but it takes the whole emergancy room to get it out!

How many men doe it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One, men will screw anything
- One, men will screw up anything
- Five, one to actually do the screwing and four to hear him brag

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One, he holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revole
around him.

Similar Funny Jokes:

  1. CHANGING LIGHT BULBS…. How many men does it take to screw in one lightbulb? - Three one to screw it in and the ...
  2. Liberals and Light Bulbs How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to screw in the light bulb ...
  3. Light Bulb Jokes Galore! Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None ‘o yo’ freakin’ bitness! ...
  4. Kennedys, light bulbs How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four – one to hold the bulb, and three ...
  5. Democrats and light bulbs How many demcrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? it’s irrelevant , they’re still in the dark...

Leave a Reply



Funny Jokes

Fail Bumper Stickers Short Jokes Military Jokes April Fool Jokes Religious Jokes College Jokes Gay Jokes Love Jokes Thoughts Funny Pictures Farmer Jokes Aviation Jokes Office Jokes Funny Jokes Supernatural Jokes Stories Dumb Laughs One Liners Police Jokes Clinton Jokes Old Age Jokes School Jokes Sick jokes Political Jokes Cultural Jokes Professional Jokes Jackson jokes Ethnic Jokes Clean Jokes Business Jokes Medical Jokes Kids Jokes Redneck Jokes Lawyers Jokes Computer Jokes Sports Jokes Marriage Jokes Insults Bar Jokes Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Adult Jokes Joke of the Day

Jokes of the Day

Funny Jokes

Pages

Tags