CHEATED ON TAXES….
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged,
he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could
not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told
him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way
he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound,
stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it.
Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity
in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending
to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead.
Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with.
When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and
Carlos replied, “I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the
government out of a lot of money…even more then you did.” They
both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long
as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out
together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along,
minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn
that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an
absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel / centerfold. Stunned,
Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their friend
Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while
they were stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied, “I have no idea, and I’m definitely not complaining.
This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I’m dead,)
and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look
forward to. There is only one thing that I can’t seem to understand.
After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur’s to herself,
“Damn income taxes!”
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