CHEATING FRIDGE….
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to
tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today,
and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly
horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”
So the first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife
has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch
her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell
something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where
this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the
balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,
25 floors above ground!
By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him,
but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back
into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his
fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and
fell — but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned
but okay.
I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the
fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him
instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart
attack and died there on the balcony.”
“That sounds like a pretty bad day to me,” said Peter, and let the man
in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being
full, and again asks for his story.
“It’s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of
my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my
balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because
I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the
balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t hang on for very long,
when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure
I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on
the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer
and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I
got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just
when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes
falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I’m here.”
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty
horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole
process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked
for his story.
“Picture this,” says the third man, “I’m hiding naked inside a
refrigerator…”
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