CHICKEN FARMER….
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that
she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, ‘Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few
questions.’
He gets her name, address and social security number and then
asks, ‘What is your occupation?’
The woman replies, ‘I’m a whore.’
The accountant baulks and says, ‘No, no, no. That will never
work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.’
The woman says, ‘OK, I’m a prostitute.’
‘No, that is still too crude. Try again.’
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, ‘I’m a chicken
farmer.’
The accountant asks, ‘What does chicken farming have to do with
being a whore or a prostitute?’
‘Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!’
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