CHILDREN’S BOOKS
Children Books that will never be published
“You Were an Accident”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It”
“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”
“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”
“Why can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“Dad’s New Wife Timothy”
“Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games”
“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”
“The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”
“Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”
“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead”
“How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School”
“Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear”
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