A Chinese couple gets married - and she’s a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring:

“My darring,I know dis you firt time and you flighten…I
plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
you want. What you want?”

“I wanna numma 69″, she replies.

He responds, “You wanna beef with bloccolli?”