CHINESE….
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with
all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner
and sees a building with the sign, “Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Laundry.”
“Moishe Plotnik?” he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So he
walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the
counter. The tourist asks, “How did this place get a name like “Moishe
Plotnik’s Chinese Laundry?” The old man answers, “Is name of owner.” The
tourist asks, “Well, who and where is the owner?” “Me, is right here,”
replies the old man. “You? How did you ever get a name like Moishe
Plotnik?” “Is simple,” says the old man. “Many, many year ago when come
to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front
is Jewish gentleman from Poland. Lady look at him and say, ‘”What your
name?” He say, ‘”Moishe Plotnik.” Then she look at me and say, ‘What
your name?’ I say, ‘”Sem Ting.’
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