What’s brown and white and flops on the beach?
A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!

What do you call a Chinese walking a dog?
A vegetarian

Q: What is the name for a fight between two Chinese lesbians?
A: A tong war.

Why don’t Japanese people like mushrooms?
They remind them of nuclear bomb that was dropped on them

There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved
to America, they decided to change their names. Bu changed his
name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu…well,
he had to go back to China.

What do you call a fat chinese person
A chunk