Classic Jackos
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys’ rooms with empty sacks!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and the greyhounds in a greyhound race?
The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out!
What do the NY Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?
They all wear one glove for no apparent reason!
What’s soft, brown, and in a baby’s diaper?
Michael Jackson’s hand!
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Michael Was-a-nigga!
Popular toy: Tickle-Me-Elmo
Unpopular toy: Fondle-Me-Jacko
What’s Michael Jackson’s next movie going to be called?
Honey, I Blew the Kid
Who is the greatest man ever?
Michael Jackson, because he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana, and grew up to become a rich, white woman in Europe!
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