CLINTON….
What do you get when you cross a dishonest politician and a crooked
lawyer?
Chelsea
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America’s finest
leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom.
American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as “Walking Eagle”
because he is so full of crap he can’t fly.
POLITICAL MUSINGS… Who says Bill Clinton doesn’t have a legacy?
He alone has caused the rewriting of the Judicial Oath: I solemnly
swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe
it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.”
Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
What is the difference between Monica L and a vending machine?
Not much – They both say insert bill.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.
Did you hear there’s a new game they’re playing in Washington, D.C.?
It’s called “swallow the leader.”
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