CLINTON….
When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of
her favorite fairy tales. “Mommy,” asked Chelsea, “Do all
fairy tales begin with “Once Upon a Time…?” No, dearest,”
replied Hillary, “sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I have
to work a little late at the office tonight…’”
Bill goes and asks his wife hillary if he can get a new saxaphone.
She says no. When he said why? she said you can’t have another
till’ you get rid of that whoremonica…
Dan Rather was interviewing Paula Jones on the nightly
news one evening.
Dan says to Paula ” Ya know Paula, we all know how Bill Clinton
treated Monica and we are just dying to know if he treated you
the same ?’
Paula looks at Dan and say ” Well Dan , close but , no cigar”
Why doesn’t Bill Clinton get involved in the Elian
Gonzalez affair?
Last time he was involved with a Cuban, he was nearly impeached.
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in
their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped
at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that
the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. They
exchanged hellos, and went on their way.
As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm
around Hillary and said, “Well honey, if you had stayed with him,
you would be the wife of a service station owner today.”
She smirked and replied, “No. If I had stayed with him, he would
be President of the United States.”
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