CLINTON….
The Abortion Bill
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see
one of his aides nervously approach him. “What is it?” exclaims the
President. “It’s this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want
to do about it?” the aide replies.
“Just go ahead and pay it.” responds the President.
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
“Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door.”
What do Monica and Alaska have in common?
The Ididarod.
President Clinton had been walking around the White House and
going to meetings all day with a pair of pink ladies’ panties
on his arm. Reporters and staff observed this phenomenon and
of course wondered what he was doing.
At an afternoon press conference Sam Donaldson got brave enough
to ask him why he had a pair of ladies’ panties on his arm.
The President replied: “It’s the patch; I’m trying to quit.”
Why did Clinton flunk spelling?
He thought “harass” was two words.
Why wouldn’t Clinton be a good Olympic curler?
Because he can only do in-turns.
Did you hear about the new White House soup?
It’s a little weenie in a lot of hot water.
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