CLINTON ADVISED OF LIFE ON MARS….
The Chief of NASA went running into Bill Clinton’s office with
exciting news. “Mr.Clinton…Mr.Clinton…We have discovered
intelligent life on Mars”. The President was obviously quite
pleased himself and replied, “Intelligent you say, do ya reckon
the women are smart enough to have a dress cleaned?”
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