“Starr I Are”

A newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss

I’m here to ask
As you’ll soon see –
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?

Did you grope her
In your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?

I did not do that
Here or there–
I did not do that
Anywhere!

I did not do that
Near or far –
I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.

Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?

And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?

I do not like you
Starr-You-Are –
I think that you
Have gone too far.

I will not answer
Any more –
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!

The public’s easy
To distract –
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!