CLINTON….
Why does Bill Clinton drink so much coffee?
So he can stay up for long hours, to satisfy the needs of his
staff!
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.
Clinton was a perfect match.
So was all of Arkansas.
Clinton bumps into a new intern in the hall. He stops, stares at
her a moment and then asks “are you new her?”
The intern replies “Why yes, I am, this is my second day.”
“I thought so,” said Clinton, “I didn’t think I had cum across
your face before…”
President Clinton’s Motto:
Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’
Two of Bill’s sperm were racing toward the cervix and the first
one said, “How far do you think it is to the fallopian tubes?”
The other one said “It can’t be too far. I think we just passed
the tonsils.”
What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?
They both heard a giant sucking sound!
What has four legs and smells like fish?
Clinton’s desk.
Clinton’s favorite instrument is not the saxophone.
Its the whore-monica
Why can’t Kenneth Starr prosecute Bill Clinton?
He can’t get the evidence to stand up in court.
It seems Miss Lewinsky recorded some of her conversations with
Clinton. In a transcript just released Bill asked Miss Lewinsky
“Do you know the difference between Lunch and Oral Sex?”
Miss Lewinsky replied “No, I don’t”.
Bill then said “Great, let’s do lunch!”
What does Bill Clinton, Ken Starr, and Monica Lewinsky have
in common?
They blow.
Clinton blows the sax, Starr blows the whistle, and Monica
blows the skin flute.
Why does Hilary Clinton’s dog lick his rear end?
To get the taste of Hilary out of his mouth.
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