One day, a lawyer died. He went to the gates of Hell to receive his
eternal punishment. The Devil called his servant and told him too
take the lawyer to the deepest, hottest pit, get the heaviest
sledgehammer and the hardest rocks, and put him to work. The servant
did as he was told.

The servant decided to check on him an hour later. When he got there,
the lawyer was smiling and whistling while he worked. Confused, he
asked the man, “Are you enjoying this?”

The lawyer replied, “When I was a child I worked on a farm with my
father. This actually brings back a lot of good memories.”

The servant thought for a moment, then snapped his fingers and the
deep, hot pit turned into an arctic environment.

“Maybe this will be a little less satisfying!” said the servant
happily.

An hour later, the servant went to check on the lawyer and saw that
he was still smiling and whistling! “Why are you still happy?” he
asked.

“Well,” replied the lawyer, “it’s cold day in Hell, the Rams must
have won the Superbowl!”