A man goes to the pharmacist and orders some durex, ‘What colour,
sir’ Enquired the assistant.
‘What colours have you got?’
Asked the man. ‘Green, red, orange, yellow, even blue ones’ said
the assistant.
‘Oh give me one of each’
A little over nine months later the man went into the same
pharmacist and ordered a maternity bra.
‘What bust?’ asked the assistant.
The man looked at her and said ‘The blue one’