An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of
gender association in the English language. He stated that
hurricanes at one time were all given feminine names and that ships
and planes are usually referred to as “she.”

One of the students raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a
computer?”

Not having a ready answer, the teacher divided the class into
two groups, males in one and females in the other, and asked each
group to decide whether a computer should be considered masculine
or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their
recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be considered
masculine because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had
waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should
be considered feminine because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.