A girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for
I have sinned.”

“What is it, child?”

“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at
myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.”

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, “My dear,
I have good news. That isn’t a sin… it s simply a mistake.”