A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant
lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start
building a house on the empty lot.

The young family’s 6 year old daughter naturally took
an interest in all the activity going on next door and
started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the construction crew - gems in the rough,
all of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of
project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with
them while they had coffee and lunch breaks,and gave
her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her
with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little
girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate
words of admiration and suggested that they take the
dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day
to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed
with the story and asked the little girl how she had
come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, “I’ve been working
with a crew building a house all week”. “My goodness
gracious”, said the teller, “and will you be working
on the house again this week too”?

“I will if those useless cocksuckers at the lumber yard
ever bring us the fucking bricks”, replied the little
girl