CONTRACTORS….
Three contractors died and find themselves arriving at the pearly
gates at the same time. St. Peter greets them and tells them that
the pearly gates are broken and in need of repair. He asks them
each for estimates so god may choose a contractor. The first
contractor, Tyrone Johnson, examines the gates and announces an
estimate of 300 dollars. St. Peter asks for an explaination. He
is told 100 dollars for materials, 100 dollars for labor and 100
dollars for profit. The second contractor, Hiram Berganstein, examines
the gates and announces an estimate of 900 dollars. St. Peter asks
again and is told 300 dollars for materials, 300 dollars for labor
and 300 dollars for profit. The third contractor, Tony Carduchi,
takes a look at the gates and announces an estimate of 2300 dollars.
St. Peter is taken back and asks Tony why such an high price. Tony
takes St. Peter aside and whispers “one thousand for me, one thousand
for you, and we get Tyrone to do it for 300 dollars!”.
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