More I Love You copycat viruses on the
loose…

– The Unrequited Love virus causes your computer
to be so obsessed with a virus that it can never have, that it can
no longer function.

– The Love The One You’re With virus hangs around your computer.
But the whole thing is just temporary until it can find the computer
that it really wants to invade

– The One Night Stand virus invades your computer, turns its hard
drive upside down, then disappears after promising to come back
sometime. But it leaves a twenty in your online bank account.

– The I Want A Divorce virus sends repeated, hard-to-read
messages that your computer is never turned on, then finally
leaves. But it returns some time later and takes half of your
computer’s best data in an ugly network session.

Evolution — The Forever Single virus causes your computer to
focus solely on other computers that are totally incompatible with it.