COWS
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A
man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here
on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just
as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked
over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the
left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just
as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked
over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post
on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again.
Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over
the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm…
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my
belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants
fell down and my wife walked in…..
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