CRISS-CROSS….
Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite
proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes
were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he
couldn’t get huge stud fees for a defective bull. He called
the local vet who came right over. The vet assured him he
could solve the problem. ‘Farmer Brown, you stand in front
of the bull and watch his eyes. I will insert this straw into
the bull’s rectum and blow. When the eyes uncross, yell ‘stop’.’
The vet did just that, and sure enough after a few minutes of
blowing, the eyes uncrossed. Farmer Brown was thrilled. Several
months pass and again he sees the eyes cross. He says to himself
‘I better call the vet. No, wait a minute. Last time I called
the vet, he charged me $250.00 for something that only took
a few moments. I will do it myself.’ He went to the barn and
called his trusty farm hand, Luke. ‘Luke, we have a problem here
and this is what I want you to do. I will put this straw in the
rear of my bull and blow. You watch his eyes, and when they
uncross, tell me and I will stop blowing.’
Farmer Brown started blowing and blowing and nothing happened.
Finally, he said ‘You know, maybe I am not strong enough, Luke.
Lets trade positions and you blow and I will watch.’ Luke went
over to the bull, pulled out the straw, turned it around and
reinserted it. ‘What the hell are you doing, Luke?’ says Farmer
Brown. ‘Well, boss, what do you think? I ain’t blowing
on the same end that you did!!!!’
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