Edna went into her local Arkansas branch of Victoria’s Secret to buy
some fancy new panties. The sales lady talked her into buying some real
nice bright red crotchless panties.

Edna put them on and waited for her husband, Ralph, to get home from
work. When Ralph arrived, Edna was all laid out upon the bed and
pointed down to the new crotchless panties she had on. With a wide
smile across her face, Edna asked, “Want some of this?”

Ralph took just one look and said, “Lord no, it done ate a hole in
your panties…”