A man walks into a public restroom to relieve himself. As he looks down at his humiliatingly small penis feeling inadequate a little midget walks in and uses the urinal next to him. The man thinks to himself “Well shit, my dick has to at least be bigger than this little fuck’s!” To his surprise when he looks over he see’s the midget’s humongous penis. He gasps in amazement “How the fuck is your dick so big!!?? The midget replys “Welll thats because I’m a leprichaun mee lad.” The man says “well then you have to grant me a wish don’t you!! I want a penis like yours!! The leprichaun explains “There is a catch to the legend now my boy - you must let be buttfuck ya first before ye get yer wish! The man, desperate to have a large penis goes into a stall with the leprichaun. After about half an hour of getting railed in the ass by the little man he asks “c’mon when am I gonna get my wish?” The little man says “YOURRR A WEE BIT OLLLD TO BE BELEIVIN IN LEPRICHAUNS MEE LAAAD!!