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Posted by: sahil | Category: Marriage Jokes | Comments (0)

In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them.

I think I’ll stick to the tradition of throwing rice–it seems much less dangerous.

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