DEAD WOMAN….
Bonjour – From one of my very favorite cities, Pragh.. And to my dear
friends in England of the female persuasion who may read this, I hasten
to add, this joke is not about you dear.
An elderly man was walking through the French countryside admiring the
beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple
making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to
himself, “Ah, young love… ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers… C’est
magnifique!” and continued to watch, remembering good times.
Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, “Mais… Sacre bleu!” Ze woman –
she is dead!” and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to
tell Jean, the police chief.
He came to the station and shouted, “Jean…Jean zere is zis man, zis
woman …naked in farmer Gaston’s field making love.”
The police chief smiled and said; “Come, come, Henri you are not so
old; remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah,
L’amour! Zis is okay.”
“Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!”
Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station,
jumped on his bike, pedaled down to the field, confirmed Henri’s
story, and pedaled all the way back non-stop to call the doctor:
“Pierre, Pierre, … this is Jean, I was in Gaston’s field; zere is
zis young couple naked ‘aving sex ”
To which Pierre replied,”Jean, I am a man of science. You must
remember, it is spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, L’amour! Zis is very
natural.”
Jean, still out of breath, gasped in reply, “NON, you do not
understand; ze woman, she is dead!”
Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, “Mon dieu!” grabbed his black medicine
bag; stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools; jumped
in the car; and drove like a madman down to Gaston’s field.
After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to
Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station.
He got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, “Ah, mes amis,
do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead, she is English”
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