Dear Girlfriends ~
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other
tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one
does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of
your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up
your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears
at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is
bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of
this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, 4 of whom
were worth keeping.

REMEMBER, this chain brings luck. One woman’s pit bull died, and the
next day she received an NFL offensive tackle. An unmarried Jewish
woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between an
orthodontist and a successful gynecologist.
You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke the
chain, and got her own husband back again.