DEATH AND TAXES….
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat,
Tax his crops, tax his work,
Tax his tie, tax his shirt,
Tax his chew, tax his smoke;
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are a rule.
Tax his oil, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash;
Tax him good and let him know
After taxes he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more;
Tax him till he’s good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these works upon his tomb:
Taxes drove me to my doom:
And after he’s gone he can’t relax;
They’ll still be after inheritance tax!
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