A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came
to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this
traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing’s even moving.”

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the
lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, “Excuse me,
Officer, what’s the hold up?”

The Officer replies, “The President is just so depressed about the
Impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the
Beltway and he’s threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn’t have
the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I’m walking around taking up
a collection for him.”

“Oh really? How much have you collected so far?”

“So far only about three hundred gallons, but I’ve got a lot of
folks still siphoning.”!