DESIGNATED DECOY….
“You’ve Heard of Designated Drivers, Well . . .”
A cop decided to wait outside of a local bar one night. Drunk guys
came out of this bar at night, like rats from a sinking ship, to
drive home. It was closing time, and one guy stumbled out and almost
fell on the curb. The drunk tried to unlock five cars before he
finally found his. By this time everyone had left the bar. When the
drunk pulled out, the cop pulled him over and said, “Sir, get out of
the car. You’re under arrest for DUI.” The cop made the drunk blow a
breathalyzer test, and the results were 0.0. The cop asked, “How can
this be?”
The guy said, “Because I’m the designated decoy!”
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