DILDO SALESMAN….
A guy spent the day walking around town looking for a job.
He finally walked into an adult store. “Do you have any work
for me?” he asked the owner.
The owner smiled and responded, “You come as if you have been
sent from heaven. I just opened another store and I’m looking
for someone to mind this store for me.”
“When do I start?” the guy asked.
“Now. I’m leaving for the other store shortly.” The owner
explained all the ins and outs and then left.
First to enter the store was a Caucasian woman. She walked
around and stopped at the dildo rack. “How much for the white
dildo?”
“Forty dollars,” he said.
“How much for the black dildo?”
“Forty dollars.”
“Give me the . . . uh, black one. I’ve never had a black one
before.” She paid and left.
Soon an African-American woman walked in. She too walked around
and stopped at the dildo rack. “How much for the black dildo?”
she asked.
“Forty dollars.”
“How much for the white dildo?”
“Forty dollars.”
After thinking a moment, the woman said, “Give me the . . . uh,
white one. I’ve never had a white one before.” She paid and left.
Then a blonde woman walked in. She walked around and stopped at
the dildo rack. “How much for the white dildo?” she asked.
“Forty dollars.”
“How much for the black dildo?”
“Forty dollars.”
“And how much for the checkered one on your counter there?”
“Two hundred dollars.”
“Give me . . . uh, the checkered one. I’ve never had a checkered
one before.” She paid and left.
Closing time came around and the owner returned. “How was your
first day?”
“Great!” the guy responded. “I sold a white and a black dildo for
forty bucks each, and I sold your thermos for two hundred.”
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