A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being
out together on a date. When they reach the front door he
leans up against the house with one hand and says to her,
“How about a blowjob?”

“What! Are you crazy!”

“Don’t worry, it will be quick,” he ensures his girlfriend.

“No! Someone might see us…”

“It’s just a small blowjob,” he insists, “and I know you’ll
like it.”

“No! I said no!”

“Baby… don’t be like that.”

Suddenly, the girl’s younger sister shows up at the door in
her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes.
She looks at them and smirks, “Dad says either you blow him,
I blow him, or he’ll come downstairs and blow the guy himself…
but for God’s sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off
the intercom.”