This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One
day he has finally saved enough money, so he goes down to the
dealer. After he picks up the perfect bike, the dealer tells
him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his
new bike free from rust.

The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of
Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains and
everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

After a couple of months he meets a lady and she asks him to
take her home to meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts
and the date is set. At the appointed time he picks her up on
his Harley and they ride to her parents’ house.

Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the
dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for
the first person to speak and get stuck doing the dishes. After
a long 15 minutes the young man decides to speed things up, so
he reaches over and kisses the girl in front of her family. No
one says a word.

Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in
front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting
desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table.
They have even wilder sex. No one says a word.

By now he is thinking of what to do next when he hears thunder
in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on
his Harley, so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar
of Vaseline.

And the father shouts, ‘Okay damn it, I’ll do the dishes.’