DOCTOR, DOCTOR JOKES….
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m a goat.
Doctor: How long have you felt this way?
Patient: Since I was a kid.
Lady: Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he’s a refrigerator!
Doctor: Don’t worry, that’s a harmless thing.
Lady: Maybe so, but he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light
keeps me awake.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I’m some curtains!
Doctor: Pull yourself together and tell me about it.
Patient: Doctor, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a
wigwam!
Doctor: Relax, you’re too tense.
Man: Doctor, my wife thinks she’s a chicken!
Doctor: I think I can cure her.
Man: Please don’t; we need the eggs.
Patient: Doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film!
Doctor: Well, sit down and we’ll see what develops.
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