A doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one
of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit
guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw his
patients. However, a little voice in his head said, “lots of other
doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you’re the
first…”
… This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his
head said, “of course, they probably weren’t vets….”