DOG FOOD….
One day an old lady walks into a supermarket and buys a can of
dogfood. The next day she comes back and buys five more. The
clerk says “Damn lady, you must have a lot of dogs!”
The old lady says “No, I give it to my husband last night and
he loved it.”
The clerk replies “If you keep feeding it to him, he can die.”
The old lady says that it won’t happen to him and walks out.
Every day for the next month and a half she comes to the
supermarket and buys a couple cans. One day she comes in and
buys some flowers. The clerk says “What about the dog food?”
The old lady says “No, my husband died yesterday, I’m buying
some flowers for his grave.
The clerk says “I told you.”
The lady says “No, he was crossing the road, stopped to lick
his balls, and got hit by a car.
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